Holy Weinerschnitzel! ich uben giga, du bist dom...desprechen zie deutch?

This is the extent of my german making the other blogger site quite difficult for me to navigate. Did I miss something?

// posted by Kelly @ 1:45 AM


Saturday, January 31, 2004
hey everybody!!!
if it aint samir younis on our blog. the brown guy. i like that guy. say, if we change to the other site, we can post pics of sam the brown guy. and scott, the guy with a candlestick in his bottom. and jarrett, doing the flog. and damon, doing the hamburger. hmmm.

// posted by Paul @ 12:43 PM


Hi this is my first blog... How does this "blog" thing work?

// posted by sam @ 11:16 AM


Wednesday, January 28, 2004
I was thinking about becoming a suicide bomber to show my frustration with our President. However, I realized that then I would be an "evil doer" and give the thought police more leverage in the campaign to control everyone. I found a middle ground by strapping myself down with hundreds of Black Cats but that just landed me in the ER then in therapy. So here were a couple of other ideas:

suicide pet bombers-This would distract the ministry of patriotism (or whatever they call themselves). They would start rounding up all suspect animals and holding them in detention for untold periods of time, require additional licensing for all breeds outside the U.S., pets would be urged to watch each other and report any suspicious behavior, and there would be pets trained to infiltrate the terrorist pet organizations. The Ministry of Homo Security would have to reallocate their resources, increase their budget and push for more silly, pointless legislation. This will distract them while the rest of humankind tries to live normal and peaceful lives. I would be more than happy to get the ball rolling with Joey.

Convince Major League Baseball that the Palestinians are an untapped resource for pitching talent. They are trained to throw rocks at a very young age and with tremendous ferocity. Any of them that haven't been killed must have developed quite strong throwing arms and a high degree of accuracy. Ultimately, this would accomplish two things: The Islamic world would be introduced to capitalism at its worst, sowing a seeds of greed and inflated self worth and U.S. citizens would be outraged if the government continued to oppress nations that would provide us with great sports icons.

// posted by Kelly @ 1:48 PM


sCOTT- Don't rule out the idea of the "Donkey Show" reception party.

// posted by Jarrett @ 9:23 AM


After much contemplation and vigorous humping, Carlie and I have decided to get married in a Mexican border town or maybe Playa del Carmen. It would be in early November I think. I will have a recommended pharmaceutical purchasing plan together by early August at the latest.

// posted by Scott @ 5:14 PM


Paul is so damn proactive on blogging. Giddyup. I'm glad to see we are all in near agreement on the current state of the union. By the way, did you notice the incredible amount of third to first person comments on the Union Address? Some speech writer should be shot for putting America back 10 years on grammatical appropriateness. I'm surprised he never mentioned NASCAR. But he did get steroids covered, thank god.

Anyway, Paul, I do work at Dutko, full time now, as a matter of fact. But, since I do work with government and other influenced entities, I would rather have emails concerning the demolition of the current Bush administration sent to mu jarrett@yellowsnow.com Account. Thank you for honoring this request. I might already be explaining the pictures that have come out from New Years.

Who's coming skiing? Oh, that's right - just the King and Pants. The rest opf you can bask in our snow capped glory, if you know what i'm sayin', powdery and shit.................

// posted by Jarrett @ 8:55 AM

Fruitpollacks!!!

The email forwarding works, so anyone interested in having a "fruitpole.com" or ".org" account should let me know and I will set it up. Damn I am tech savvy. Otherwise, I hope you like the addition to the name of our blog. Not just silly people, but also silly people who seriously do not like Bush. OK, my friends, please sign on and start posting!!

Paúl

// posted by Paul @ 7:51 PM


Saturday, January 24, 2004
Hello from sunny South America, fellow Fruitpollacks!!!

With this posting, I inaugurate the new Fruitpole weblog. To this blog, all sorts and manner of e-silliness can be posted. It can be accessed from either www.fruitpole.org or www.fruitpole.com, both of which I have registered for the next year (.com was available, but i figured the .org reflects the legitimacy and importance that Fruitpole fucking has, baby! WOOOOOOO!!!!). I think we will be aable to create email addresses as well that will forward to your normal account. You can also come directly to the blog at www.fruitpole.weblogger.com.

Like a virtual run through a golf course, naked, and with your tighty whities flying proud and high and the Fruitpole flag, this blog will put a smile and your face, and a "Wooooohoooooooooo!" on your lips. Like peeling out of your driveway at 8am, with a mighty "Yeehaw!!" this blog will often make no sense. But unlike peeling out of your driveway thus, there will be no cops to stop the silliness. It will continue unabated and unchecked. It will be encouraged to flourish, like our neighbor at the Bluebonnet house, who not only admired our decision to decorate the chimney with Hodgson´s much-hated suit of armor, he also cracked a grin when reprimanding Jarrett for shooting it with a shotgun in the backyard, execution style. Yes!! This weblog will be just like that. It is the flame on our fenders, the panic button in our cars (well, my former car, anyway), and the vicious hump from Lance.

Please check often, and post oftener.

Easy like Sunday morning,
Paúl

// posted by Paul @ 5:55 PM

Hello everyone (or Marko),

I am now in Buenos Aires, Argentina, and will be headed soon for Brazil for the big, crazy carnaval - although I am not sure where exactly I will be for it. As soon as I can, I will be posting pics to this blog and will also change the URL mirror so that www.fruitpole.com and www.fruitpole.org take you directly to this site. Thanks for the translations!!!!

Paúl