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Friday, 19. March 2004
Maneim Zohye joins Zwetibalz Construction Ltd.
paulbuck, 10:40h
Here at Zwetibalz Construction Ltd., we are pleased to publicly recognize, in this noble and world-reknowned forum, the newest addition to our team: Maneim Zohye.
Maneim has been lurking in corners and furtively masturbating while watching our staff sweat and pound nails for so long now that we have simply decided to put him on the payroll as full time security. We have found that between simply repulsing any potential wrongdoers with his self-flagellation and posing a great risk to them due to the frantic and unpredictable flailings of the pistol that we have armed him with, our sites remain safe. And besides the boys have grown fond of him. Welcome Maneim! Sincerely, The Brain Trust at Zwetibalz
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Nate, you smell like fresh meat.
paulbuck, 10:32h
Ah yes,
and Nathan writes to the Fruitpole. What a son of a bitch. I continue on here in Ipanema, letting people down, and then lowering myself down gently onto the soft white sand. There I look at boobies and brown bottoms and fall into an ice cold beer induced nappy time coma thing. It is hardly bad. That is all for now. I want to see more pictures on this website,...get to work!! Don Paulo
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